Ranma ½ is the property and invention of Rumiko Takahashi. The following story is not produced for any monetary or personal gain. Keep in mind the journey is almost always more interesting than the destination. Journey Part Three: Tea With Splynncryth Chapter 7 "This is complete crap!" the first armored made an angry gesture in the air. "We had absolutely no warning that he was some sort of mutant wizard!" The other individual quickly gave a blow to the back of the first person's rear helmet in token rebuke. "Don't whine, the client will be charged appropriately for the lack," shaking his own insect helmed head he looked around the battle scarred landscape. "We should have been better prepared." "Well... we know he had to be more than standard human simply to be walking unmolested in Atlantis. There was no way to know he was some sort of powered freak." The other turned to face the younger man. "It's my responsibility. I should have set up surveillance instead of simply choosing to strike at him directly." "Hey! That was my idea!" the other objected, relieved not to be blamed, but not pleased to have his contribution ignored. The older man simply grimaced under his mask at his companion's behavior. "It was my mission. Despite it being your bonehead idea it was my responsibility for accepting it." "Well...I won't argue," the younger reluctantly submitted. "By the way. Get rid of the damn dinosaur," he gestured at the huge reptile that was presently sniffing hungrily at the back of his armor. Ranma wasn't far from these proceedings. He had ducked off into the alley, engaged the Dimensional Warp technique and then employed a mixture of the Silent Thief chi masking and mere stealth. He had found that if he fully engaged the technique in plain sight, the supernatural entities all seemed to stare at him as if he was holding a beacon. By merely masking his energy and practicing due diligence through mundane stealth he was able to practically be invisible without the annoying 'here I am' side effect caused by actual invisibility. What he had found was educational. The second fellow he had knocked away with the Butterfly Kiss had come back a few minutes later to find the first searching the area, dinosaur in tow. The helmet Ranma had smashed open had hastily been taped together. A poor bit of protection, but it was obvious to Ranma that the armor was more for anonymity than protection. After all anyone that could put up a new force field as fast as he could take them down couldn't be using mere armor for anything but aesthetics. The conversation he had been overhearing was not surprising. Drawing a correlation between the armored individuals and assassins had been anything but difficult. The question of course was who. He hadn't been in the city long enough to have any new enemies and his old ones had no knowledge of Atlantis that he was aware of. That of course was the purpose of his present hidden state, who had hired these people and who exactly were these armored people. Fortunately the eye that had been following him had chosen the last few minutes to conceal itself. Ranma could feel it's chi, but to all other means of perception it was simply not there. Probably didn't want to spoil the entertainment. Hopping up onto some neighboring roofs he simply waited until the two below stopped bickering and started to walk away. Ranma simply followed. Nabiki absently tapped her chin with her finger in contemplation. Masayo did not know anything about Atlantis but she did know a few things about monsters. Of course that simply led to Masayo's firm belief that Shampoo was either dead or fervently wishing she was dead. Nabiki herself had her own ideas. She was convinced that Shampoo was wishing she was dead. She was grasping at straws but the attack through the portal had been far too overwhelming and organized to have been just a few demons on the street with ideas of random destruction. No, she firmly believed that the portal had caught the attention of the authorities in Atlantis and they had simply been mistaken for the typical dimensional raiders. This led to the belief that Shampoo was alive and probably being interrogated at the moment. Alive but probably wishing she wasn't. Even though it made her inwardly wince, Nabiki simply thanked Thoth that it wasn't Akane. It wasn't that she hated Shampoo, but Akane was her sister. The man in the grotesque armor was presently more than happy to be wearing it. The armor and helmet easily covered his face and expression leaving him to concentrate on keeping his voice calm and level. It was getting difficult recently. In front of him stood a huge serpentine figure. He would never mistake it for a mere serpent however, it was a dragon, and adult dragon filled with all the pride and power that goes with that position. "So…why shouldn’t I kill you again," the dragon asked with some less than concealed ire. "You, of course could but my companions would avenge me. They would hunt you down and…" "Yes, yes I heard that part," the dragon stated dismissively, "it was the other reason that caught my attention." He had heard so many dying shouts of vengeance over the years that he mostly ignored them unless they were especially entertaining. Besides did the little armored man really believe he’d let any one know what happened to him? He was already using a minor spell to prevent transmissions and cries for help. Simple precautions. "We are the private assassins of Lord Spynncryth. If anything happens to me you shall face his wrath," the man elaborated attempting to sound firm and confident. A difficult thing to accomplish when you're facing a dragon’s head as large as your body. And for some odd reason his electrical systems seemed to be malfunctioning. "And why would Splynncryth’s private assassins be following me around trying to drum up some side work," the great wyrm’s head angled itself slightly to regard the assassin with one eye. "Lord Splynncryth allowed us to do sidework as long as it doesn’t interfere with his wishes." This of course was all a exaggeration. The Sunaj did work for Splynncryth, but it was a far looser alliance than most people believed. Of course allowing people to draw their own conclusions usually gave the Sunaj more freedom and influence than most except the direct minions of the Splugorth possessed. Most of the time. "Of course. A sovereign lord lets his minions go off and assassinate whoever they like," hot breathe washed over the man as the dragon snorted his disbelief. He hadn't been alive this long to not recognize a line of bull when he was fed it. "Obviously that’s the story you're going to stick to. Well stop wasting my time and tell me why you've felt obliged to risk your life by bothering me." After a moment of silence where the Sunaj reflected on the benefits of still breathing he started into the speech he had begun before he was interrupted by an irritated dragon. "We have heard that you are hunting a martial artist. It so happens that we have become aware of the location of this person, for a certain price we can eliminate him for you...." The words were interrupted as a huge clawed hand smashed the assassin back and pinned him firmly against the wall. "Where is he? I don't need your services, I'll kill him myself for the affront he gave me!" The roar of the dragons voice momentarily overwhelmed the armored man. With the audio buffering systems down along with the other systems the sound traveled unimpeded to his ears, causing excruciating pain. "We have agents tracking him, we can give you the location if you wish," the man gasped through the crushing grip on his chest and the more localized pain in his ears. He had to admit that he was hoping the dragon would volunteer to do his people's work for him. He just wished the process of convincing it wasn't so painful. Ranma ducked behind another building. He was almost certain the grotesquely armored people he was following couldn't see invisible but he didn't want to take any chances until he had a better grasp of what their abilities were. The forcefields didn't worry him so much, he was confident that he could overload the damage capacity of the field with little effort. The summoned dinosaur did worry him. That was pure distilled magic and that meant it could be a wild card in combat until he found what its limitations were. His prey walked purposefully into a three story building of human proportions. Hopefully this meant it was their destination. With his luck they were all vampires and this was merely the storage for cattle. He grimaced and the thought. He wouldn't discount it but the Splugorth were notorious in their hatred of Vampire Intellegences and their humanoid minions. Not that he was an expert but his talks with his manager and his 'mistress' Deevil had brought to light some gross political structures. Ranma maintained his Umi-sen technique as he hopped onto a building opposite the one he had just made the decision to stake out. A few of the creatures on the street stared at him obviously aware that there was a human in there midst attempting to hid. Ranma simply looked boldly into the their eyes...or whatever they used and dared them to do something about it. In most cases they simply went on about their business unconcerned, a few of them looked at him, looked up to where the eye was floating and cloaking its presence to the casual eye and hurried onward. A smaller number tried to play 'abuse the cowering human'. He made short work of these idiots, however although he tried to be discrete he wasn't always successful. It was the main reason he thought the armored guys couldn't see the invisible. Or of course it could be an elaborate trap. It wasn't like he hadn't walked into dozens of them in his lifetime. He had just made himself comfortable for a long sit when he heard a voice. "Ranma? Are you there," a familiar voice echoed in his ear. "Ah, damn," he muttered to himself. "Nabiki this isn't the best time. I'm spying on some psychos and I'm being watched by someone else. I don't think they can do but its possible they might trace you given enough time." "Sorry Ranma but we have trouble, is this better," Nabiki asked as her voice suddenly seemed to bypass his ears and resonate in his head. The gods had given him some contact with this mode of communication before, he had just never expected it from someone else. "Telepathy? Since when can you do telepathy," Ranma focused his voice internally as he had with the few deities who had used this mode of communication on him. "Since I learned this darn spell. The option comes with the spell but its not often used because it's so tiring," Nabiki's voice had more than a tinge of worry in it and a large amount of urgency. "It's your fiancée brigade." "Oh come on," Ranma exclaimed in exasperation. "I'm not even there! How much trouble can they possibly get into." "They can if they get it into their heads to follow you," Nabiki stated flatly. "Follow me? Nabiki, I'm in another freakin dimension, not the dimestore down the street! How could they even think about it? You have the only key to the circles and they all go to very safe places...very far from me," he pondered skeptically. "Well guess who made those circles for me? Guess who would do anything for the attention of a beautiful woman? Guess..." Nabiki was interrupted at this point. "I'll kill him," Ranma got the point and was beyond furious. "He's a damn Summoner...he knows how dangerous this place is," pausing in his tirade he asked the next logical question. "Are they okay? You stopped them in time, right?" "Well...I found out about it a little late," Nabiki tentatively started. She disliked having to justify here actions to anyone but if she wanted Ranma's help she had to give a little. "Shampoo had 'Zar start the ritual at her place. I got there just in time for some things to start shooting through the portal." "Are they okay?," Ranma asked worriedly. "Um...most of them are", lacking a better way to say it she just told him, "They grabbed Shampoo then the portal was disrupted. The Neko Hanton and the block surrounding it was destroyed but everyone else was okay." "They have Shampoo," Ranma asked, continued, "Who's 'they'? If they took her she's probably still alive." "I'm not positive but I think they were what passes for authorities in those parts. "Ugh. I mixed blessing. They'll probably want to interrogate her before they put her on the market or eat her," Ranma thought to himself. "Eat her," Nabiki exclaimed obviously catching the last part of his thought. "Eat? Did I say eat? I meant greet her, yeah. Greet...lots of friendly aliens over here," Ranma lamely tried to cover his slip. "The girls must have opened a portal to a sensitive spot or somehow made them think they were pirates. They don't usually respond so preemptively to dimensional travelers. That's were most of the buyers come from." "So you can get her back," Nabiki inquired hopefully, ignoring his earlier pathetic babbling. "Sure no problem I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding," Ranma stated absently. Obviously he'd have to work fast before something permanent happened to Shampoo. He was at a loss as to what to do but his manager seemed to know how to finesse the system. Surely they could work out a story that would get Shampoo out alive. If not he'd have to try to break her out. He was confident he could do it but that might damage his chances later on with his mission. Nabiki wouldn't like it, but he wouldn't like it if they started eating his fiancee's. That wasn't the kind of attrition he was hoping for when he started his waiting game plan. Standing up he starting leaping from building to building heading towards his mangers office. If he had bothered to look back he might have noticed a large black dragon writhing through the air towards the entrance of the building he had been watching moments before. Ryoga was extremely unhappy. He didn't remember much after that long chase through the streets involving the giant cat. Apparently wherever he had followed Ranma to had dangerous creatures roaming the street. He also was beginning to have the sneaking suspicion that the people on the street weren't wearing costumes. He had woken up a small stone cell, it had a small cot in the corner and a small basin that was perpetually filled with water. Although spartan it wasn't unclean or unpleasant. The door to the chamber was locked however, so he couldn't help but think that somebody thought he was their prisoner. Of course stone walls don't a prison make, especially for a master of the Breaking Point, however someone thought he was kept here. The question of course was who. Rather than perhaps create an incident he had made the decision to wait and see. He still was feeling a bit battered, though the bruises were quickly fading. A scraping sound at the door was heard and it swung open a moment later. What it revealed was a huge humanoid with a bulky musculature and two large fangs protruding from the mouth of what almost looked like a neanderthal. A low toned voice issued from the crude face. "Well if the little godling isn't awake," the creature taunted. "You should more careful where you get drunk and pass out, god boy. If our patrol hadn't picked you up you might have ended up in somethings stomach. Things that look human should be careful in our fine city, they just might get eaten." "Right..." Ryouga looked at the creature and thought over its words. Okay, maybe he'd been a little naive about the Halloween thing. The people would have all had to have been as rich as Kuno to afford costumes that good. "So now that I'm awake and we're all sober, how about letting me out?" "Not so fast, god boy. There's fines and baggage fee for housing you for the night..." the thing continued on for several minutes listing a number ridiculous services. "Wait! You pressed my clothes while I was unconscious and you want a tip," Ryouga interrupted at one point, unable to stay silent any longer. "I don't even have any local money!" "That's okay, god boy, here in Atlantis we can exchange almost any currency in existence...for a fee," the jailer offered magnanimously. "Er...I'm not sure at the going rated from yen to the credits I hear you use here, but isn't a half a million credits a bit high," Ryouga offered hesitantly. "You high and mighty godlings disgust me," the humanoid snorted, gesturing as if to ward away dirt. "You get wealth thrown at you by your parents but won't even pay for services fairly given." "Now wait a minute! I never had anything just handed to me," Ryouga protested hotly. "Everything I have I earned by my own hands!" "So you'll make good on your debts," the creature inquired dubiously. "Of course I will," Ryouga indignantly stated. Then he froze as he realized what he had just promised. He hadn't been blindsided this badly since he had made a deal with Nabiki. "Great so hand over the money and I'll get it exchanged for you...at cost, even," it generously offered. "Everything I have is in my backpack. You probably have it somewhere," Ryouga muttered dejectedly. "Hmm...yes we do. A shame nothing you have covered the amount you owe," the creature sadly shook its head. "I suppose this means you'll have to default on your promise. And here I thought you were honorable. For shame." "Hey! I made a promise and I'll keep it," the young martial artist stated stubbornly. How this had become a matter of honor he didn't even want to think about. "You're new to Splynn? You know I happen to have a few connections," the creature stated thoughtfully. "You look like you’re a fairly powerful scrapper. I bet you're not a bad fighter with the blood of a deity running in those veins of yours." "Yes," the martial artist answered cautiously. "I have a relative who manages a few fighters in the arena. If you agree to sign with him for a couple of fights I think I could write it off." "So, its like a street fight," he had fought his share of those to feed himself over the years. It was usually pathetically easy for a fighter of his caliber but if he had to do it then so be it. "Yeah...just like a 'street fight', just a bit more of a crowd," the creature offered politely. Ryouga wasn't sure when he'd gone from 'god boy' to this things pal but really thought it didn't bode well. The creature shuffled into a dimly lit office. In the darkened corner of the room a small tentacled creature tapped on the screen of a monitor, entering some arcane figures. "Well," it asked in a bubbling voice. "He was easy," the larger creature boasted. "Doesn't know a thing about Atlantis. He actually thought we were the authorities." "Really. I didn't think he'd be that easy," the other bubbled. "It was simple. Once I found out that he had that honor weakness I knew it was over," the creature chuckled and continued. "It also helped that he's a moron." "It doesn't matter how stupid he is as long as he can fight. He's a demi-god, maybe even a godling. They're all fairly tough, even given the competition in the Arena." "Just be careful. I've seen a few jokes who called themselves godlings." The creature positioned itself differently in the seat, causing some unsavory wet noises to be heard. "I think this one is different. He might be one of the more powerful ones." "I think so," a large toothy grin followed this statement. "Keep going with the obligation track. Also, try to make it seem like it is his own idea. We don't know how close he is to his parents or ancestors...or whatever spawned it," a wave of a tentacle enunciated this view. "If something happens to it, let it seem that he got into the trouble by itself." "We might come close to winning. It's been a while since we collared a good one. The last few died before they could get close to getting us a profit." "Even if he comes in first place we could afford a leisure pool in the office," wet sucking noises showed the creatures pleasure. His companion stayed silent. He wasn't as fond as his partner about dark moist places. He would spend his money on some serious drinking and female company of the cheap kind. Revision 1.0 Please send any question or comments to danielfruth@attbi.com The newest version of this story can be found at http://home.attbi.com/~danielfruth/